- For April fools day, I took my nephew to "Disneyland", but instead I really drove him to a burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good April Fools day joke.
- wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it's not happening to you.
- is pleased to introduce you to baby Jacob, born today 8lb's 7 oz. Mom and baby are doing great! Oh yeah... April Fools!
- won a free donut in Roll Up The Rim... Yeah Right! April fools
- is getting an iPad!!!! April Fools!
- is so sorry you got fired. April Fools!
- noticed a friend's Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
- Has got tickets to go see Nickleback! April Fools!
- wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave. April Fools!
- is quitting drinking today.... April Fools!
- for April Fools day is going to tell a guy he's going to shoot him, then kill him with a brick.
