Funny T-Shirt Inspired Facebook Status Updates
- childproofed his house, but they still get in.
- is still hot. It just comes in flashes.
- thinks at her age, "getting lucky" means finding her car in the parking lot.
- 's reality cheque just bounced.
- is not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
- says Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
- is not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
- says keep staring....I may do a trick.
- is DANGEROUSLY under-medicated.
- washes her mouth out with chocolate every time she hears the word "exercise".
