- says, "This too shall pass gas."
- doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.
- is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.
- thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!
- dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.
- is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got chopped.
- tastes purple.
- is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!
- thinks if monkeys stopped flinging around so much poop, that more people would eat them.
- should be president! My name is NAME and I approve this message.
