- is interrupting Patrick Swayze's death to say that Michael Jackson's death was better.
- would like to interrupt this Facebook status to tell you that Beyonce should have won best female video at the VMA's.
- on the seventh day, took a break from creating the universe and rested.
- wakes up every morning and experiences an exquisite joy – the joy of being Kanye West – and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things this Kanye West is going to accomplish today?
- finds himself fascinating!
- is a HUGE admirer of my own work and that of Beyonce's.
- finds himself screaming for JOY when he sees himself in the mirror.
- notices that the longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and have only wasted my time debating any issue.
- has three words for you: "BEYONCE for PRESIDENT!"
- is so amazing that if I went to a bar... I'd pick myself up!
- Is pissed off at Taylor Swift for interrupting his tirade on why Beyonce's video is the best video of all time.
