Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates - III

1. shaking it like a polaroid picture
2. shaken not stirred
3. brought to you by the letters W T F
4. raging against the machine!
5. taking his sugar with coffee and creme
6. currently out of his mind but please feel free to leave a message
7. the one that put a hole in the ozone layer
8. all that
9. drinking in a box, NAME is drinking with a Fox, NAME will drink green beer and Rum, NAME will drink them till he's numb...
10. the reason the chicken crossed the road