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Miscellaneous Funny Facebook Status Updates - II

  1. with your girlfriend.
  2. filmed before a live stuido audience
  3. trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!
  4. not the droid you're looking for.
  5. not your friend.
  6. finding your lack of faith disturbing
  7. sensing something; a presence he hasn't felt since...
  8. better than you.
  9. not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if he is right for you
  10. gonna kick your rear end from here to Tienanmen Square.
  11. made of meat. Your whole family is made of meat
  12. a lumberjack and he's okay. He drinks all night and works all day
  13. the second coming