- says it's been a business doing pleasure with you.
- is frustrated that he knows all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask him the questions.
- says last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, "Where is the ceiling?!"
- notices that nobody ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
- says "Oh no, not another learning experience!"
- has seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
- woke up screaming realizing he hadn't fallen asleep yet.
- This line intentionally left unjustified.
- thinks this would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
- has calculated that three out of four Facebook contacts make up 75% of his friends list
- Is starting to think that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday.
- wonders is the "Hokey Pokey" is really what it's all about?
