- This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
- Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect...
- conserve water~~drink wine~~
- You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls
- When somebody says you've changed, it's only because you stopped living your life their way.
- ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
- _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
- One day twitter, facebook, and youtube will combine to make the most time consuming website known to mankind. We'll call it "YOU TWIT FACE".
- When I fill out a form that says "in case of an emergency, please notify", I always put "DOCTOR",,What the hell is my mother going to do?
- Dear god, if u give us back biggie and tupac.. You can have bieber and miley...
