- wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth, but then I discovered that there were laws against suicide.
- Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
- ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
- if you click on the star next to the word comment this status will turn into a very funny joke and if you comment it will tell u howda do it
- ▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
- how come when you wife's pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job?
- if you dont like me. it's just mind over matter. i dOnt mind. and OBVIOUSLY you dont matter. ((;
- U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown
- is TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.--------νσℓυмє---------.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ : мιη- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
- Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as 'surprise adoption'.
- ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ BOOM CHICKA WAH WAHH ●٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
- thinks that if I were a zookeeper, I wouldn't even bother putting anything in the chameleon exhibit.
- Facebook is a planet. Itz our wrld,,we are facebookers,,homepage is our home,,profile is our room,,friends are our family,,photo album is our wardrobe,,changing
