- My mom thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL."
- After reading this you will realize that you just wasted 6 seconds of your life
- who said nothing is impossible. I have been doing nothing for the past hour
- Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing & love ends when u stop caring. So dream hope & love...Makes Life Beautiful
- Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
- A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said "Don't do it man, you will never hear the end of it!"
- Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding the reason.
- I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse.
- Dear Homework, You're Not Attractive and I'm Not Doing You.
- never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else :$ because my Mamaa always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate..
