- says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
- says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
- says don't worry... it's not contagious.
- says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
- says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
- already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
- loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
- wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
- says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
- says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.
