Some More Status Updates

• A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
• Some people who copy and paste jokes from other's status messages are idiots…
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• A teacher ware sunglass in Class A student ask"Sir why? you ware sunglass front of us? He reply:"You People are ver Bright so i ware it""
• What a perfect crime. I stole your heart, and you stole min
• I think Status King should come out with a phone app! click star and arrow up if you agree!
• Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some crap for Farmville.
• I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they mess up I will just hit them all at once.
• First that jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and then his stupid car got paint on my key!
• That akward moment when an Emo kid orders a Happy 
• The attractive face you pull just before a sneeze
• Always have a "BACKUP" before "BREAKUP"